You know you go to UF when... + more!

You know you go to UF when....

1. You've gotten a beer at the Brew between classes
2. You took Man's Food, Bugs and People, or Wildlife Issues for your science credit
3. You've been to Pita Pit or Pizza by the slice, drunk, at 2 a.m.
4. You've taken a nap on the North Lawn
5. You've done the Krishna lunch thing
6. You know what a Vera Bradley bag is and/or you own more than one
7. You know the difference between a Rowdy Reptile and a Awamp Thing
8. You know the difference between a Baby Gator, a Gator, and a Bull Gator is
8. Coke vs. Pepsi actually means something to you
9. You know at least one person who failed reporting or financial accounting
10. You know clubs by their location and not their names since they change every month.
11. You know who Ron Zook is and why he's gone
12. You think it is totally normal that Gainesville is invaded by Gator-fanatics in RV's
13. Been to a party at Courtyards, Lexington Crossings, or Gainesville Place
14. You've seen someone sun bathing with a real gator nearby
15. You know what an ACR is
16. You've been to Ginnie Springs
17. You actually get to the club at 10 because it closes at 2 a.m.
18. You've been to the Swamp and Gator City
19. You've been to Growl
20. You've driven an hour to go to a decent mall
21. You feel it is your duty to hate anything having to do with FSU, eventhough you have friends there
22. You see nothing weird about the 'Nole that you throw bricks at the Oaks Mall
23. When something is easy, you say "even a 'Nole can do it"
24. You know a crap load of FSU bashing jokes like...23
25. You're still calling it North-South
26. You "know" Justin Fawcett
27. You think Orange and Blue are a great combination of colors
28. You NEVER wear Crimson and Gold together
29. You've been to Momo's
30. You know what the Salty Dog and the Copper Monkey are
31. You read The Alligator
32. Jay walking is never illegal, but peeing in public is
33. You walk in front of cars and stare the driver down
34. You've had at least one crazy-ass busdriver
35. You don't clap.. you chomp
36. You've seen the preachers in Turlington with the giant sail strapped to them
37. ...and you've seen Abraham Lincoln walking around to counter them
38. You've played kickball in Turlington
39. You know where the Turlington Turd/Rock/Potato and the Fries are
40. It's normal to go out to club wearing something from Abercrombie
41. Flip-flops are mandatory
42. You've painted the 34th Street Wall
43. Gainesville equals the area between 75, University, Archer and Main Street to you... and parts of Williston
44. You've been misdiagnosed at Student Health
45. You know the importance of Smokin' Notes, Einstein Notes...any kind of notes
41. 4:30 p.m. equals parking for you
46. You've gone Gator Stompin'
47. You've seen someone live in a tent, tee-pee, or other structure in the Plaza or North Lawn for a week
48. Albert and Alberta are your friends on the facebook
49. You had the facebook before most of your friends (except the Ivy kids)
50. You know what Tahiti, Platoon, Tundra, and DayGlo are
51. You own at least one beat up cap (that you purposely distressed) which has Greek letters, UF, or Gators embroidered on it and it's likely camo or pink.
52. You know what The Set is
53. You've seen half the campus renovated at some point
54. You've wanted to tell someone you hate to swim in Lake Alice
55. Girls: you wear pearls with anything
56. Your probably not local
57. You know not to mess with anyone in Blue Key if you ever want to succeed in life
58. Dragonfly for sushi
59. You've requested books from retrieval and picked them up.. and realized that there is an upside to library construction
60. South Florida people: you heard someone with a drawl and asked where they were from.. and were shocked when they said Florida
61. You praise Urban Meyer
62. You've ran around town to GTI, FBS, Goerings, OBT, etc. to get your books
63. You've heard random songs like twinkle-twinkle playing on the bells in Century Tower
64. You've sat in trafic at 4 p.m. and wondered how such a small town could have so many damn cars
65. Subway and Chic-fil-a have the longest lines on earth
66. You wonder why on earth the stools at the Hub are so friggin' far from the counter? Other than Noah, who fits on those things?
67. You're drunk... by noon
68. The entire town shuts down for a game
69. You or most of your friends go home on the weekends
70. You care more that the Gators won the National Championship than that they have been recognized as a Public Ivy League School
71. Always drink Gatorade
72. You know what a Greek stalker is
73. You've watched the crazy business law guy teach in a tutu on TV because you were bored
74. Butler Plaza = everything you need
75. You've been to Market Street
76. You got fucked over at Preview by "advisors"
77. You've nearly been attacked by a squirrel
78. You Bleed Orange and Blue!